So...this guy comes to the desk and says there is this author...and he can't remember her name but she has a series out...and he thinks they might be called Twilight or something. We suggest he might mean Stephanie Myers. He says "Oh, yes. That is it. Well, I understand that those Twilight books are full of nonsense and make-believe...like with vampires and werewolves. But, she has this other book...I think it's called 'The Host' and it's about aliens...."
Because I am a professional, I didn't laugh until he left...he just so sincerely wanted to learn more about the no-nonsense aliens....it was awesome!